I figure I might as well start now with apologizing to people for the behavior of our soon-to-be President, Donald Trump.
Let's start with Mexico. That seems like a good place to start. To the people of Mexico, I apologize for our President-elect's racist statements about you as well as this.
1/13: To people of good conscience everywhere, I apologize that our President-elect is believed to have engaged Russian prostitutes and performed or had them perform "golden showers" so as to defile the bed that President and Mrs. Obama slept in. If this turns out to be untrue, then I apologize that the United States has elected a man that it is so easy to believe he would do this.
I can't keep up!
1/24: To women, I apologize that our President has reinstated the global gag rule on abortion.
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